May 2013
144 posts
4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
2am: well
misterpornographic:
solo-top-or-feed:
It’s really hard to win a game of League while fapping.
#first world problems
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
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tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
It seems dogs are better than me at dancing:
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)
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randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
